Below are scripts I've written in Javascript. I manipulate text all day; if you are an editor or web producer, these may be of use to you.
All text transformations occur in the browser. Absolutely no submissions are communicated to any server. These scripts do not make use of html5 local storage. If you are at a public computer, just close the tab after you're done.
You are free to view source code and do whatever you like with these scripts.
Enter a sentence. If it contains one of his dirty words, we'll let you know.